Don't Drink the Water

00:00:56 between the United States and the Communist powers.

00:04:54 Dad-- Sir, I realize that my record at various embassies...

00:08:47 - [ Woman ] We're churchpeople. - Mr. Kilroy!

00:12:23 - She cannot take a joke. - The man is caressing the bosom.

00:15:53 Like 1 2 armies all with their guns drawn.

00:19:40 Well, the truth is, I haven't contacted the home office yet.

00:23:29 - Thejellied calf's foot. - [ Hangs Up Phone ]

00:26:51 [ Stammering ] What's ''hair''?

00:31:07 - I'll bet they're suing. - Aha! Now you're interested.

00:34:26 Our government is little people like you and me.

00:38:17 that I was gonna marry under special circumstances.

00:42:23 Her name's Susan, and she's, uh...

00:46:26 I think it's wonderful, Father, that a man of the cloth...

00:50:18 - Why not? - Because she's not in love with him.

00:53:53 even the duty-- to kill his son.

00:57:28 -Just everybody remain calm. - [ Talking At Once ]

01:00:56 Because I saw the egg went up your sleeve.

01:04:37 It's a big party in honor of the emir. Several hundred guests.

01:08:39 we casually say, ''Excuse me,'' and we leave with the largest group.

01:12:08 Look at this. What are you crying about?

01:16:21 - You look great. - Oh, thanks.

01:20:03 - Thank you very much. - A lovely, lovely evening.

01:23:57 - You know I'm a size ten. - Yeah. Okay, you two.

01:27:24 - If you'll have me. - Oh, Axel!