Don Juan or If Don Juan Were a Woman

1973 · 95 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 1,262 VOTES · DIR. Roger Vadim

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Overview

Jeanne lives in Paris and believes she is the reincarnation of Don Juan. She visits a priest and tells him she has killed a man. He comes to her elegant flat - her father has died leaving her rich - and she tells the priest stories about men she has seduced. The seduction is easy, she tells him, it's destruction that takes planning. We watch her with an upright elected official, a wealthy boor, and a folk singer. She describes herself as a spider. Her friend Léporella tries to be Jeanne's conscience. What does Jeanne want?

Dialogue Timeline — 611 lines

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00:00:38 or If Don Juan were a woman...
00:07:04 Well, I know you.
00:10:04 Knock on wood.
00:12:40 That's me dressed as a boy.
00:15:48 With a daughter. You interested?
00:18:03 Yes, affairs, liaisons, encounters.
00:20:18 Seducing is nothing, Father.
00:21:49 Mr. President, do you think the Russians
00:23:14 Note that the vote count was only off by 0.3
00:26:12 Woe betide him who uses scandal to succeed.
00:28:52 You drink and you hide, don't you?
00:31:28 You're right. I was acting like any old woman.
00:40:53 And I can't stand ex-lovers who turn to drinking.
00:44:56 Owning property is a theft.
00:47:19 Stay here. Stay here.
00:50:09 - Do you like Gstaad? - Yes.
00:52:04 One day, I'll eat you. I just love French cuisine.
00:59:05 Be erotic...
01:03:13 Take your clothes off.
01:06:07 I can't win with you. For once, I did a good deed.
01:08:47 No, I'm sure of it.
01:18:59 - Is this the truth, Jeanne? - Yes.
01:25:12 You won't go.
01:29:10 You are going to burn. In the flames.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed611
Dialogue density6.4 lines / min
First line00:00:38
Final line01:29:10

Production Record

DirectorRoger Vadim
LanguageFrench
IMDb votes1,262