Don Jon

00:02:05 Yo, not gonna lie.

00:04:43 Then why'd you come home with me?

00:08:01 Sure, it's fucking fantastic in person... if she'll do it.

00:11:47 - you're talking about? - I don't know, I guess 'cause

00:14:40 Twos and threes, baby. I'm telling you, twos and threes

00:17:40 - Why did you ask around about me? - 'Cause I wanted to.

00:21:25 - Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys. - Thank you, Father.

00:24:25 Mm-hm! Yeah...

00:27:46 What's the matter with that? I couldn't understand you, either.

00:30:33 - It's great. - Yeah? You're on break?

00:34:20 Baby...

00:38:33 Dad? I would like you to meet Barbara. Baby, this is my dad.

00:41:32 and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, of the Son

00:44:08 you find the right girl and you treat her the right way?

00:47:49 - It's embarrassing. - No, I told you, it's not a mop.

00:50:50 That's mine.

00:54:31 it just reminds me how much I love being single.

00:58:22 ...and at the hour of our death.

01:02:13 - So, what happened with your girlfriend? - Fuck that bitch.

01:07:00 Um...

01:11:25 Since right now.

01:17:15 but do I have any grandchildren? No!

01:21:10 because you don't gotta do anything for them, right?

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