Don Jon

00:02:05 Yo, not gonna lie.

00:04:36 Did you think I was gonna call you back?

00:07:53 Great.

00:11:34 - Assholes, where's the replay?! - Dad, there's a thing you can pause

00:14:10 Maybe it's time to try something new. So...

00:17:13 but I definitely did not tell you my last name.

00:19:53 - Her? No, she's too skinny. - Yeah.

00:23:42 Mmm...

00:26:42 where he's, like, looking at himself while you're doing it?

00:29:13 Bella? Sweetheart, come over here.

00:33:27 Don't call me that. Oh, my God!

00:36:55 but I just... so I wanted to say thank you.

00:40:09 ..."That's mine. "

00:42:57 Forgive us our trespasses...

00:45:20 Well, he's got a pretty good life, no? If he could do it, you could do it.

00:48:49 Come here. Listen to me.

00:52:08 - Baby, I... - Please, no, don't call me that.

00:56:05 You wanna say some shit? Let's hear it, you fat fuck! What did you say?!

00:59:45 - All right, what happened with your girl? - Fuck that bitch.

01:03:02 Oh, God, you're like a junkie. You can't stop.

01:07:37 OK, wait. No. I want to hear the rest of the story.

01:12:02 What are you talking about?

01:17:34 - in a man's life, everybody knows that! - Then maybe I'm not a man.

01:21:42 Every fucking time we go out, Don Jon smashes!