Doc Martin — S03E07 — Happily Ever After
2007 · 47 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 349 VOTES
Overview
It's Martin's wedding day and he manages to offend the vicar who is due to conduct the ceremony by suggesting he has a drink problem. When they struggle over a bottle of whisky, the vicar falls over, fracturing his pelvis and Martin has to find a replacement. Pauline suggests the former vicar of Delabole, who strikes a deal. He will conduct the wedding ceremony if Martin will examine his sick pig. Bert and Al are putting the finishing touches to the wedding banquet when disaster strikes. Last in the series.
Dialogue Timeline — 682 lines
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00:00:42 So I've done a list of all your patients for this morning,
00:02:30 City planner. Couldn't even plan on hanging around for the birth.
00:04:25 Look at that, boy. Not bad for a day's work, eh?
00:06:32 I really appreciate you doing this, Roger.
00:08:09 Isobel, has just shot herself in the eye with a party popper.
00:09:53 Did you come here for an examination or a chat?
00:11:26 and I don't want to seem like a killjoy, but, uh...
00:12:52 No, this isn't a good news-bad news thing, it's all bad.
00:14:28 I was going to finish it this morning, you would've loved it. Nice selection.
00:16:14 No can do, Mrs Norton. This is a police station not a hotel.
00:17:47 Yep.
00:19:40 All right, of course, doc, he's in his office.
00:21:59 I mean, you need a bride, a groom, a man in black.
00:23:39 Vandalism, Mrs Norton. Senseless vandalism.
00:25:38 - What? - Ice. Crushed, cubed?
00:27:19 The superior act.
00:29:13 Oh, come on.
00:31:21 I have my finger in your pig's anus.
00:33:40 ...you can't, can you? Just end up with two miserable people.
00:35:27 - Not fine! - Right. So we need to...
00:37:15 Here we go.
00:39:09 If they like the wedding, don't forget who made it happen. Large and Large.
00:43:30 I wouldn't make you happy.
00:45:41 Shut up. Go and wait in the consulting room.
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Doc Martin, season 3, episode 7: Happily Ever After.
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