Division III: Football's Finest
2011 · 98 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 1,924 VOTES · DIR. Marshall Cook
Overview
This ensemble comedy follows the Pullham University Bluecocks, a small liberal arts college with a Division III football program (the lowest division in the NCAA). When the head coach unexpectedly dies, the future of the flailing football program is in jeopardy, as they have not had a winning season in decades. In a desperate attempt to create some media attention for the athletic program and the university, President Georgia Anne Whistler hires known lunatic and felon, Coach Rick Vice, for what could be the football programs final season.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,763 lines
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00:00:43 (narrator) ln college football, the NCAA recognizes three divisions.
00:06:30 Twenty Iaps around the track. You got 37 minutes.
00:10:13 Oh, no, I'm--I'm not good at pubIic speaking.
00:13:40 [whistIes] And I am the proud president
00:17:47 He has no business coaching.
00:21:20 That is the reason I wiII never date a footbaII pIayer.
00:25:09 Good practice out there, boys. Way to go beyond the pain.
00:29:18 We're gonna remain cooI.
00:33:08 Don't you guys mean HeIen KeIIer?
00:37:07 AII right, don't make a scene.
00:41:15 Get some.
00:46:29 Boo VenaIs, pIease.
00:50:17 Hey.
00:54:13 Uh, back pocket?
00:58:09 I got you. I got you.
01:04:34 Um, Mitch, this is CarI.
01:08:06 Why don't you go ahead and try and kick this old man's ass?
01:12:41 Their secondary's got more hoIes
01:17:17 We don't say bravo.
01:21:36 Why is your dog in the stands?
01:25:52 [mixed voices]
01:29:20 My eyes are watering. Oh, my God.
01:33:29 and the mouse came up and said, "May I heIp you out?"
30:00:00 for just five more games?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,763
Dialogue density18.0 lines / min
First line00:00:43
Final line30:00:00
Production Record
DirectorMarshall Cook
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,924