Disaster Movie

00:01:48 Oh, shit.

00:05:53 Mark my words, leather boy.

00:09:55 Dyke. Come back here, I like it rough.

00:13:44 Shit. I can... I can do this.

00:17:24 Unless a random disaster Destroys the city

00:20:28 We'll all be friends forever

00:23:25 End of the world.

00:27:12 I need a drink.

00:30:46 - What? - Our bodies will keep each other warm.

00:34:24 There is something that I need to tell you...

00:37:12 You have rescued me You've caught me in your arms

00:40:30 That bitch better work. She is off the chizzain.

00:44:18 - I'll be there as soon as I can. - Go, go.

00:47:11 She's awesome.

00:52:50 Pussies.

00:55:17 - She must be some piece of pussy. - She is, sir. She is.

00:58:43 Now get this freaking spear out of my shoulder.

01:02:01 - Let's get the hell up out of here. - Drugs are great.

01:07:01 I TiVo'd Dancing with the Stars, results show.

01:12:00 I am the Guru Shitka.

01:14:42 I'm fucking Amy Winehouse?

01:19:36 ...but I would eat like a whole week's worth of meals in like two days...

01:22:21 You know, everyone wants to know where I got my:

01:27:00 Subtitles by LeapinLar