Disaster Movie

00:01:48 Oh, shit.

00:05:53 Mark my words, leather boy.

00:09:48 Oh, hey, baby.

00:13:32 Let's go back to my hot tub. You can suck on my...

00:17:12 Hooking up with a hot Foreign-exchange student

00:20:14 Frigging jinx.

00:23:10 You gotta hear this.

00:26:43 We need help.

00:30:29 I think it has something to do with the crystal skull...

00:34:06 - What was that? - That was a head. That was a head.

00:36:33 Lisa was a great girl.

00:39:54 It's just my sleeve.

00:43:39 Jojo? No, no, it's me.

00:46:36 I met this fine, hot enchanted-princess chick...

00:52:04 They're munching me harder...

00:54:37 What's going on? Where's everybody going?

00:57:23 I didn't have a mother!

01:00:45 Me dreaming about the skull, and you knowing about the skull?

01:04:31 It's true. And a curious factoid:

01:09:13 Don't do what your old man did. Settle down.

01:13:43 And I swap with Calvin And he swaps with that dude

01:16:12 And I'm fucking Michael Jackson

01:21:03 It's all very funny.

01:23:46 Son, if you go back for your girlfriend, you have zero chance of survival.