Dinner for Schmucks

00:03:40 Poor Jacobson.

00:07:53 You should've quit while you were ahead, buddy.

00:12:15 So, where's the artiste?

00:16:08 Why can? you just suck it up

00:20:02 "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not"

00:24:13 ...it's a mouse dressed like Jesus.

00:27:37 You know what they say: everything happens for a reason.

00:32:55 Oh, don't have to. We have a picture.

00:36:33 She's gotta be in there.

00:41:59 I wanna grow a beard.

00:45:29 Don't you wanna be my schoolteacher?

00:49:30 Because of you, Julie thinks I'm having an affair

00:53:34 I release you.

00:58:25 Good night.

01:03:55 I try to be. I hope we can do business together.

01:08:30 I didn't know whether you were gonna come today

01:13:16 - That's how my wife got it. - Barry, no one here has gonorrhea.

01:20:41 I guess you could say I'm an eternal optometrist.

01:25:27 - Good. - Oh, my God.

01:30:23 Tell us. Where is she?

01:35:37 There is mind control. Brain control is ridiculous.

01:39:59 Wait, wait, wait...

01:44:06 ...with stuff she doesn't care about, I don't care about.

01:53:25 Way to go, Fender!