Die Geschichte der Menschheit - leicht gekürzt
2022 · 96 MIN · IMDB 4.6 · 251 VOTES · DIR. Erik Haffner
Overview
In order to leave a lasting impression in space, Dr. Georg Friedle and his team of researchers include a condensed version of world history with the 1977 Voyager mission. However, their attempt to present themselves as an intelligent and empathic race backfires unchecked: their version presents a completely insane species whose development is apparently based on pure luck rather than solid reason. A planet where Greek philosophers are celebrated as rap stars, religion is touted as a clever marketing concept, stag parties serve as a secret weapon in the First World War and the construction of the Great Wall of China is a misunderstanding of honest Berlin craftsmanship. Even the revelation of the alleged true background to the assassination attempt on Hitler is likely to make experienced historians see the end of humanity as a mere matter of time.
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00:00:35 Two minus ten.
00:05:46 - Duplicate! - Duplicate.
00:09:10 and the laws of nature oriented.
00:13:02 They're buffed with the muffe. Horst, take off.
00:16:29 but this was the last order of the company Konopke for you.
00:20:44 Come on, you lazy dogs!
00:24:43 You shall therefore with soft silk scarves
00:28:17 Erik the Red.
00:31:53 Valhalla.
00:35:40 I don't give a damn. Executioners, do your duty.
00:40:00 Captain's log entry.
00:44:53 Not great for everyone.
00:48:41 In the first place thanks to the invention of one man,
00:53:14 Let me introduce you to Jessica, who is starting her trial internship.
00:56:34 - The ship is unstoppable. - We must evacuate immediately!
01:00:43 You have to pay for the little shits.
01:05:47 You know, in the month with "W"
01:09:44 as soon as the guide returns.
01:13:31 An ingenious plan.
01:18:12 Stands up.
01:23:56 How dare you?
01:28:17 - The villages and metropolises - Flattened
01:31:39 Ah, Pavli... I don't give a shit.
01:35:31 The blade falls!
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