Dick Figures: The Movie

00:00:35 This is a story about stick figures who live

00:03:26 Sup?

00:07:55 I've got a degree in advanced joystick theory and I ain't afraid to use it.

00:10:04 My small village was all that was left.

00:12:35 Really? Yeah, man.

00:14:52 Have you seen how awesome this thing is? The guns have guns.

00:17:18 See ya, dudes! No regrets!

00:20:26 Oh, this is some bullshit!

00:23:03 It's just the handle! That sucks.

00:26:28 I mean, the tides are carrying us out to sea!

00:28:15 reason I actually thought you were my friend too!

00:31:06 If you fart, I'll kill you. Careful, if I fart, I'll kill you.

00:33:54 Woop. Wa-Wa-whomp.

00:35:50 Holy Crap. Are you serious?

00:38:57 Now, tally-ho.

00:41:19 Let me show you how to French kiss.

00:44:09 Yours, numb nuts. Now shut up and hide.

00:48:11 Where are we going? Follow me.

00:51:16 That's super convenient. Good f... f... luck you two.

00:53:54 Woo!

00:58:06 We're in for a huge fight, aren't we? You know it!

01:02:07 Okay. We should probably get down there.

01:06:17 No way. You?

01:08:41 Well yeah, cuz we're awesome!