Dick Figures: The Movie

00:00:35 This is a story about stick figures who live

00:03:28 My god!

00:08:05 There, done with hand crocheted towel of Olivia Mon.

00:10:19 Destiny, I'd have to confront my fate.

00:12:54 I told you about the bread because I thought you would

00:15:17 Naked party! Here we go!

00:18:10 Oh, sick! Ramen.

00:21:07 I swore an oath that I would never reveal

00:23:50 our ice is really fucking cold.

00:27:09 What does that mean?

00:29:41 So, what are you doing after recess?

00:31:53 Stupid lame ass Blue. That sword is gonna be tight.

00:34:37 Tom. And Tom.

00:37:32 Hey, Red. What's your favorite animals?

00:40:16 Who's Red? That guy you have sex with every day.

00:43:08 Dude, what are you doing in Paris? Playing the accordion.

00:45:51 Don't let them eat me! Open fire!

00:50:27 Stick it in. You're such a creep.

00:53:11 Relax! I'll just have a drink or two.

00:57:16 You have a very good friend indeed. You were right, man.

01:01:02 Yeah, that hombre is muerte.

01:05:07 Red!

01:08:30 I love you too. I got a boner!

10:00:00 in Japan guarded by demon ninjas.