Diagnosis: Murder — S07E16 — Murder by Remote
2000 · 45 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 143 VOTES · DIR. Christopher Hibler
Overview
A devious home security programmer plots to murder the children of everyone involved in the accidental death of his son.
Dialogue Timeline — 887 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:15 GEEZ.
00:02:08 THIS PLACE IS SOMETHING.
00:04:15 NO, 'CAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.
00:06:14 IS THIS THE SAME SYSTEM
00:07:44 IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL HOME SECURITY
00:09:09 WILL YOU BE SHARING
00:10:26 ONE OF THESE SYSTEMS IN HER HOUSE IN BOSTON.
00:11:44 WE ALREADY PASSED OUR CODE INSPECTION.
00:15:07 THEY BOTH DIED IN POOL ACCIDENTS
00:16:16 COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER.
00:17:33 YOU KNOW, I REALLY HATE TO DO THIS.
00:18:43 WHY DOES A GUY CLIMB A BELL TOWER
00:20:27 OUR ENTIRE FAMILY HISTORY, DAD.
00:24:01 AND CARBOXYHEMOGLOBIN.
00:25:50 STEVE WAS ALWAYS SO RESPONSIBLE
00:27:05 YOU SET ME UP.
00:28:29 WHEN A MAN DOES NOT WANT TO SPEAK OF...
00:29:52 BUT THEN THE PHONE RANG. YOU WEREN'T HERE
00:31:48 THEY BROUGHT HIM TO OUR HOSPITAL
00:32:56 THAT PILOT LIGHT WENT OFF EXACTLY AT 7:00.
00:34:17 BRUCE DIED YESTERDAY MORNING.
00:35:35 STEVE.
00:39:30 FOR A LOUSY THIEF
00:42:16 NO.
Cast & Characters
Dick Van Dyke
Mark Sloan
Victoria Rowell
Amanda Bentley-Livingston
Charlie Schlatter
Jesse Travis
Barry Van Dyke
Steve Sloan
Rochelle Swanson
Phil
Jonathan Banks
Bruce Locatelli
Dan Lauria
Donald Purdy
Karmin Murcelo
Maria
Bethany Bassler
Laura Kravitz
Richard Penn
Langston McHenry
Charmin Lee
Cheryl Banks
Kevin McNally
EMT
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed887
Dialogue density19.7 lines / min
First line00:00:15
Final line00:42:16
Production Record
DirectorChristopher Hibler
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes143
Factoids
Episode
Diagnosis: Murder, season 7, episode 16: Murder by Remote.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2625/season/7/episode/16
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