Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
2005 · 83 MIN · IMDB 4.7 · 54,474 VOTES · DIR. Mike Bigelow
Overview
Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his old friend T.J. Hicks. But a mysterious killer starts killing some of Amsterdam's finest gigolos and T.J. is mistaken for the extremely gay murderer. Deuce must enter the gigolo industry again to find the real murderer and clear T.J.'s name.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,061 lines
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00:01:02 My hussband.
00:05:07 Amsterdam is so far away.
00:08:13 -Okay. -Looking like money.
00:10:51 lt's perfectly legal over here. Yous want a hit?
00:13:29 Come on in here.
00:16:29 ...ver-busr-ger-king....''?
00:19:46 We now interrupt Naked Seinfeld for this special report.
00:22:10 So a black man's gotta be at a chicken and waffles place?
00:24:27 -That's 500 grand each. -Check it oust.
00:26:54 ...when he comes to me and he says:
00:30:02 ...withoust setting off the faggot alarm?
00:33:47 Uncle! Yous forgot yousr lusnch.
00:36:52 l wousld like to take yous from behind.
00:40:12 I'll be right down.
00:43:45 l got a real Janeane Garofalo situsation back there, so go for it.
00:46:19 ...she work in nusclear reactor when she was pregnant with me.
00:50:22 They're making a movie.
00:54:59 -Yous look the same. -What yous trying to say?
00:58:26 Secusrity! Stop them!
01:03:01 l know it sousnds crazy...
01:05:46 ''Man-Whore Awards''?
01:09:10 ...we shall learn how to give a lady a proper Portusgusese Breakfast.
01:11:53 Everybody oust! Everybody get oust!
01:15:01 This belongs to yous too.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,061
Dialogue density12.8 lines / min
First line00:01:02
Final line01:15:01
Production Record
DirectorMike Bigelow
LanguageEnglish
Budget$22,000,000
Revenue$45,109,561
IMDb votes54,474