Detention

00:00:10 I'm Taylor Fisher and I'm a bitch.

00:03:34 Nice. That's just awesome.

00:08:16 Skank ho.

00:11:23 Then do something. If I fail science, I'm stuck with you next year...

00:14:32 -Don't you mess this up! -I won't, Mr. Cooper.

00:17:42 Americans want chickens to die.

00:20:46 ...which makes no sense because Canadians are supposed to be nice.

00:27:01 Worst motive ever.

00:29:48 It's deep inside your lower abdomen.

00:32:16 Wow, that was 70 percent appalling and 30 percent really perceptive.

00:34:40 Run, blond gal, run!

00:38:30 -Get lost! You don't know shit! -lf you fight Clapton, I'll tell everyone.

00:42:17 Finally happened for me.

00:46:38 ...you should walk like your body is still covered in fur.

00:52:11 I don't believe you.

00:54:30 My name is Elliot Fink.

01:00:21 -She's a gimp. -FML!

01:03:38 They say the Beauty Beast only kills virgins.

01:06:34 If these numbers are correct, the world is ending in 1 0 minutes.

01:09:09 Did your parents sell out to an evil corporate conglomerate?

01:12:19 Excuse me. Where is your hall pass?

01:15:41 -Fine! -Nine seconds.

01:18:49 ...come on up here and dance.

01:25:52 Once upon a time, the planet didn't burst into flames...