Desperate Housewives — S05E24 — If It's Only in Your Head
2009 · 43 MIN · IMDB 8.5 · 423 VOTES · DIR. David Grossman
Overview
Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gabrielle's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave.
Dialogue Timeline — 643 lines
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00:00:02 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives.
00:01:28 and she asked herself what she had done
00:03:48 and then said what all ministers say to conclude such matters.
00:05:29 Well, I didn't say I wasn't sedated.
00:06:45 Filing a false insurance claim.
00:08:20 I can help you study if you want.
00:10:06 I can't believe Edie gave you a key.
00:11:42 Oh, I think you do.
00:13:07 Vera Wang?
00:14:51 Who else would have done it?
00:16:49 Okay, boys, thanks for your hard work,
00:18:16 Of me.
00:20:06 COLLINS: Well, that's why we couldn't make the match.
00:21:44 Okay, I'll talk to you guys later.
00:23:23 Katherine!
00:24:59 Yes, you have! And so have I.
00:26:51 How could they cancel your flight?
00:28:41 It's like candy.
00:30:33 Hello? COLLINS: Dave.
00:32:36 I'll let you drive the boat!
00:35:05 Like your entire life has no meaning?
00:36:52 What?
00:39:16 Hey, buddy. Daddy!
00:42:15 That's when the bells began to ring, telling him he had.
Cast & Characters
Teri Hatcher
Susan Mayer
Felicity Huffman
Lynette Scavo
Marcia Cross
Bree Van de Kamp
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis
Ricardo Chavira
Carlos Solis
Doug Savant
Tom Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan
Edie Britt
James Denton
Mike Delfino
Brenda Strong
Mary Alice Young
Kyle MacLachlan
Orson Hodge
Dana Delany
Katherine Mayfair
Neal McDonough
Dave Williams
Shawn Pyfrom
Andrew Van de Kamp
Charlie Carver
Porter Scavo
Max Carver
Preston Scavo
Joshua Logan Moore
Parker Scavo
Kendall Applegate
Penny Scavo
Richard Burgi
Karl Mayer
Kathryn Joosten
Karen McCluskey
Maiara Walsh
Ana Solis
Madison De La Garza
Juanita Solis
Mason Cotton
M.J. Delfino
George Wyner
Dr. Rushton
Lily Tomlin
Roberta Simmons
Marie Caldare
Lila Dash
David Fabrizio
Detective Collins
Gale Harold
Jackson Braddock
Billy Mayo
Detective Lyons
Daniella Baltodano
Celia Solis
Steve Tyler
Minister
Jay Pickett
Man
Judy Jean Berns
Older Woman
Bonnie Hellman
Nurse
Madeleine Michelle Dunn
Paige Dash
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed643
Dialogue density15.0 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:42:15
Production Record
DirectorDavid Grossman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes423
Factoids
Episode
Desperate Housewives, season 5, episode 24: If It's Only in Your Head.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/5/episode/24
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