Desperate Housewives — S05E17 — The Story of Lucy and Jessie

00:00:02 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives.

00:01:42 We just got here. Funeral hasn't even started.

00:03:11 Please, tell me you'll accept.

00:05:05 Fine. Let's start with the obits.

00:07:08 Well, I should probably try and keep my game face on here.

00:08:59 Jessie, you said that I could plan the lesson today

00:11:01 Stealing a ceramic duck gives you a thrill?

00:12:55 Your ex lives across the street?

00:14:39 You are too smart, and funny, and adorable.

00:16:34 Were her eyes open or shut?

00:18:17 I guess.

00:19:38 I wanted to, but you were always next to something sharp.

00:21:18 It's just, she's not really your type.

00:23:24 Why are you calling Juanita?

00:24:58 You're telling me you own a mug with a picture of Bernadette Peters in Gypsy?

00:26:38 Hi! Great news, you got the job!

00:28:02 Maybe Friday you could come over to my place

00:29:41 I mostly saw this trip as a chance to get to know you better.

00:31:41 Are you gonna tell me that you've never had any experience with gazelles?

00:33:34 and they were working together un-chaperoned.

00:35:43 you know, let me be there for you as a friend.

00:37:23 At least when I asked you for a favor, I was up front.

00:39:58 Yeah.

00:42:17 not until it's too late.