Desperate Housewives — S05E16 — Crime Doesn't Pay

00:00:02 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives.

00:01:22 Well, I heard about your going-out-of-business sale

00:02:51 Uh-huh.

00:04:47 Something which, when I do it, I get an angry mob on my front lawn.

00:06:29 I told you, I'm gonna get a job. And that is so great.

00:07:47 Go on in. BRADLEY: Bye.

00:09:41 Me no like-a the Scavos so much.

00:11:12 I mean, you know how much Mike loves the ocean.

00:13:14 Ah, so you sent the mouse to buy the cheese. Well done.

00:14:39 I just drained a pitcher of martinis, I'm not buying it.

00:17:02 Let me guess. Brad.

00:19:05 I didn't.

00:20:34 Oh, Shayla, he's lying. She's pregnant.

00:22:30 May I take your coat? Sure.

00:23:55 And then you acted totally petty. So why am I the only bad guy here?

00:25:52 You might have to do a little selling here, Bruce.

00:27:33 I'm getting this job, that's what I'm doing.

00:29:09 Well, of course he has, because he knows you make him a lot of money.

00:31:15 I'll get your coat.

00:33:06 Yeah, well, I'm not that person anymore. I've changed.

00:35:06 And I would like another chance to prove it.

00:37:11 And, well, he refuses to talk about his past.

00:39:24 Anyway, I'm thinking a brighter color for the baby's room.

00:42:12 because they may be that way for the nicest of reasons.