Desperate Housewives — S05E15 — In a World Where the Kings are Employers

00:00:02 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives.

00:01:31 In fact, if you show up before dinner, she'll turn cartwheels.

00:03:49 I missed you so much.

00:05:28 He does now, ever since you gave him that raise.

00:07:06 Brad, don't. It's been such a nice night.

00:08:42 with all the pretend money we're gonna make.

00:10:23 Got to grab all the good you can while you're on this side of the dirt.

00:12:21 what would you and Katherine think about going camping?

00:13:46 Yes, he's worth every penny you pay him.

00:15:29 How about her real hair color? Trust me, it's not what you think it is.

00:17:17 But just to be safe, you're now 15. Happy Birthday!

00:19:24 You are not gonna believe this!

00:21:12 I don't know what to say.

00:22:59 I didn't really have a favorite. I loved them all equally.

00:24:13 You can short people one percent and they won't even notice.

00:25:42 Hey, thanks. Let me remind you that the reason I agreed to custody,

00:27:20 No. I'm just saying you're worth less.

00:29:15 by telling his wife that they need marriage counseling?

00:30:47 I had a long day. I just want to pick up my kid.

00:32:42 Fine. Don't wear the apron. That's...

00:35:23 Shoot, this weekend isn't gonna work.

00:37:46 I'm gonna take a quick shower. Try not to get any crumbs on the couch.

00:39:56 deeper into Mike by showing him how much his son loves you.

00:42:11 and some begin counting the days until their next vacation.