Desperate Housewives — S05E05 — Mirror, Mirror

00:00:02 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives.

00:01:25 the guilt has been tearing me apart.

00:03:20 The human reproductive system is complicated and often unpredictable.

00:04:43 You getting pregnant is a one-in-a-million shot.

00:06:05 You're getting snipped and that's final!

00:07:25 Susan Mayer took a moment to do her eyebrows.

00:08:52 Excuse me?

00:10:33 I'm thinking that maybe that was a mistake.

00:12:52 I don't want a relationship either.

00:14:42 Penny? Let's go! Time for bath!

00:16:29 So he's okay?

00:18:34 I'm keeping the car.

00:20:32 MARY ALICE: It would not be the last time that evening Bree would find herself...

00:21:59 You're a dentist, you're used to cavity searches.

00:24:17 Don't fill it with wine.

00:25:51 reconsider joining the company.

00:27:37 Well, I suppose I could palm it off to Mayer.

00:30:19 Do you think she'll be surprised?

00:32:05 It wasn't fair to Katherine.

00:33:52 EDIE: No! Let's not be doing that.

00:35:44 Can't we just keep going the way we are?

00:37:43 We can't keep doing this, Tom.

00:39:51 Bree told me what you did for her when I was in prison.

00:42:33 After all, he wanted it to be a surprise.