Desperate Housewives — S05E03 — Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
2008 · 43 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 522 VOTES · DIR. Bethany Rooney
Overview
Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight brought on by an altercation between their kids. To her chagrin, Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band after she told him to get rid of his old things. Finally, Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.
Dialogue Timeline — 784 lines
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00:00:02 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives.
00:01:39 so please be on your best behavior.
00:03:01 Oh, don't worry, I told him to call you "Granny."
00:05:03 Okay.
00:06:41 You mean Dave? Yeah.
00:07:59 because I'm telling you, this guy's up to something.
00:09:35 Before he moved, Mike and I,
00:11:21 She is such a sweet girl.
00:12:53 Full disclosure, it's a piece of crap.
00:14:42 This is about her nutty liberal politics getting in the way
00:16:29 And I wasn't.
00:18:29 What are you talking about?
00:19:54 Capo-what?
00:21:37 I just saw Juanita push MJ down.
00:23:28 Oh.
00:25:43 Oh, wait. You forgot your whistle.
00:27:35 We've both been incredibly childish here,
00:29:25 he's gonna die someday.
00:31:43 I took a job out of high school
00:33:38 I mean, I have to admit, when you told me
00:35:37 I'll get it. Orson, could you get a mop, please?
00:37:27 You know what's hard for me?
00:39:33 started getting so paranoid.
00:41:59 without you ever knowing what they've done.
Cast & Characters
Teri Hatcher
Susan Mayer
Felicity Huffman
Lynette Scavo
Marcia Cross
Bree Van de Kamp
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis
Ricardo Chavira
Carlos Solis
Doug Savant
Tom Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan
Edie Britt
James Denton
Mike Delfino
Brenda Strong
Mary Alice Young
Kyle MacLachlan
Orson Hodge
Dana Delany
Katherine Mayfair
Neal McDonough
Dave Williams
Shawn Pyfrom
Andrew Van de Kamp
Charlie Carver
Porter Scavo
Max Carver
Preston Scavo
Joshua Logan Moore
Parker Scavo
Kendall Applegate
Penny Scavo
Kathryn Joosten
Karen McCluskey
Madison De La Garza
Juanita Solis
Mason Cotton
M.J. Delfino
Ronobir Lahiri
Nabila's Husband
Joy Jorgensen
Danielle Van de Kamp
Lakshmi Manchu
Nabila
Gale Harold
Jackson Braddock
Daniella Baltodano
Celia Solis
Andrew Leeds
Leo Katz
Leslie Karpman
Debbie
Jake Soldera
Benjamin Katz
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed784
Dialogue density18.2 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:41:59
Production Record
DirectorBethany Rooney
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes522
Factoids
Episode
Desperate Housewives, season 5, episode 3: Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/5/episode/3
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