Desperate Housewives — S04E04 — If There's Anything I Can't Stand
2007 · 43 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 567 VOTES · DIR. Larry Shaw
Overview
Edie is shocked when she receives some news at the gynecologist's office. At the baby shower Bree's friends throw her, Bree's ex-mother-in-law Phyllis discovers her pregnancy is a hoax. Finally, Wisteria Lane welcomes to the street a homosexual couple.
Dialogue Timeline — 688 lines
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00:00:02 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives.
00:01:42 Aunt Lilly, what does it feel like?
00:03:45 the bugs that invaded his co-op.
00:05:10 Well, that must be cozy.
00:06:47 We'll donate it to the church.
00:08:25 Hey.
00:10:23 Excuse me?
00:12:11 You should try one while they're still warm from the oven.
00:13:43 Apparently my bald head is a big turn-off for him.
00:15:17 Crabs?
00:16:43 Because she wants to, and I'm a guy.
00:18:38 It smells a little medicine-y.
00:20:10 I get that you're insane.
00:21:44 Or should I say babies?
00:23:52 Listen, I thought we could put the kids to bed early tonight,
00:25:29 to get it right the second time around.
00:27:17 And you told her?
00:29:10 Then why did he always avoid you?
00:31:12 Oh, Bob, promise you won't hate me.
00:33:04 Yeah, it's just, uh, I don't know, weirdly familiar.
00:35:20 Because I got to make love to someone who wasn't sick.
00:37:36 How's Bob's suit?
00:38:54 It's great to see you.
00:42:15 is that what they leave behind is just as dangerous.
Cast & Characters
Teri Hatcher
Susan Mayer
Felicity Huffman
Lynette Scavo
Marcia Cross
Bree Van de Kamp
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis
Ricardo Chavira
Carlos Solis
Doug Savant
Tom Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan
Edie Britt
James Denton
Mike Delfino
Brenda Strong
Mary Alice Young
Kyle MacLachlan
Orson Hodge
Dana Delany
Katherine Mayfair
Shawn Pyfrom
Andrew Van de Kamp
Andrea Bowen
Julie Mayer
Tuc Watkins
Bob Hunter
Kevin Rahm
Lee McDermott
John Slattery
Victor Lang
Lyndsy Fonseca
Dylan Mayfair
Shirley Knight
Phyllis Van De Kamp
Ellen Geer
Lillian Sims
Joy Jorgensen
Danielle Van de Kamp
Sean Blodgett
Delivery Man
Allen Williams
Dr. Claude Kyl
Cecelia Antoinette
Salesperson
James Below
Waiter
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed688
Dialogue density16.0 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:42:15
Production Record
DirectorLarry Shaw
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes567
Factoids
Episode
Desperate Housewives, season 4, episode 4: If There's Anything I Can't Stand.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/4/episode/4
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