Desperate Housewives — S03E11 — No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
2007 · 43 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 353 VOTES · DIR. Sanaa Hamri
Overview
Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like a part of the family. Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit. Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got him. Gabrielle accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill. Bree organizes a dinner party to show Susan that Alma is alive.
Dialogue Timeline — 673 lines
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00:00:01 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
00:01:49 I'm going to have to leave you behind! Please.
00:04:39 all housewives look forward to.
00:06:03 Some even thought that Orson killed you.
00:07:35 Hello?
00:09:25 Hey, wow, look, are those presents for Kayla?
00:11:14 You set me up!
00:12:44 I'd love it if you could join us for dinner this weekend.
00:14:42 - Kayla, where you going? - To watch TV.
00:16:33 So who's making me look bad?
00:18:48 I'm trying to win over a little girl
00:20:23 No, wait. Um...
00:21:52 I am fine. Yes.
00:23:13 I am so relieved.
00:24:54 And I'm sorry for doing this!
00:26:49 Come on, Kayla.
00:29:17 Kids, they're always roughhousing.
00:31:44 Mom only went to that store
00:33:44 Yeah. That's what dating is for.
00:35:51 I was really touched by your call. It was so big of you.
00:37:35 Excuse us.
00:39:07 - Excuse me? - Hey, guys.
00:40:36 that you can get out of this, you know, by just...
00:42:28 You absolutely will.
Cast & Characters
Teri Hatcher
Susan Mayer
Felicity Huffman
Lynette Scavo
Marcia Cross
Bree Van de Kamp
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis
Ricardo Chavira
Carlos Solis
Doug Savant
Tom Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan
Edie Britt
James Denton
Mike Delfino
Brenda Strong
Mary Alice Young
Kyle MacLachlan
Orson Hodge
Shawn Pyfrom
Andrew Van de Kamp
Andrea Bowen
Julie Mayer
Mark Moses
Paul Young
Josh Henderson
Austin McCann
Brent Kinsman
Preston Scavo
Rachel Fox
Kayla Huntington
Dixie Carter
Gloria Hodge
Shane Kinsman
Porter Scavo
Valerie Mahaffey
Alma Hodge
Mark Deklin
Bill Pearce
Joy Jorgensen
Danielle Van de Kamp
Myra Turley
Peggy
Zane Huett
Parker Scavo
Ernie Hudson
Detective Ridley
Dougray Scott
Ian Hainsworth
Cristos
Inmate
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed673
Dialogue density15.7 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:42:28
Production Record
DirectorSanaa Hamri
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes353
Factoids
Episode
Desperate Housewives, season 3, episode 11: No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/3/episode/11
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