Desperate Housewives — S03E05 — Nice She Ain't
2006 · 43 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 548 VOTES · DIR. David Warren
Overview
The divorce between Gabrielle and Carlos reaches new levels of bitterness. Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory, and realizes Edie has been posing as his girlfriend since he woke up. Tom decides that his dream is to open a pizza parlor, and Lynette is not delighted. Bree tries to break up Danielle and her history teacher, who's been having an affair with her. Meanwhile, Mike's phone number is discovered on a dead woman's body.
Dialogue Timeline — 677 lines
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00:00:01 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
00:01:24 so I can walk in unannounced.
00:03:49 where dinner remained a family occasion.
00:05:35 while he figures out what the hell it is?
00:07:16 God, Carlos. Strawberries and champagne?
00:09:05 Yes! See how much fun we were?
00:10:46 I think it's a phone number.
00:13:05 They're sticking a tube down her throat!
00:14:44 He despised you for saying no?
00:16:29 Please. Look, I could really use some help here.
00:18:20 - I think you should go. - Me? Why doesn't she leave?
00:19:57 or get him fired, then I'm going to leave and you will never see me again.
00:21:52 You know what?
00:23:43 Gabby, can we talk for a sec?
00:25:19 "This is great food. This guy should open a restaurant.
00:27:13 God, Phil, yes, yes.
00:28:57 - You can't. - No, I have to, Carlos.
00:31:01 How did you put it? Pulling the trigger.
00:32:55 Good. Then we're all set.
00:34:29 This is pointless.
00:36:14 I was trying to help him remember. And tell her, Mike.
00:38:35 Since it's not the one we did together.
00:40:22 What makes you say that?
00:42:22 Mama's working on it.
Cast & Characters
Teri Hatcher
Susan Mayer
Felicity Huffman
Lynette Scavo
Marcia Cross
Bree Van de Kamp
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis
Ricardo Chavira
Carlos Solis
Doug Savant
Tom Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan
Edie Britt
James Denton
Mike Delfino
Brenda Strong
Mary Alice Young
Kyle MacLachlan
Orson Hodge
Shawn Pyfrom
Andrew Van de Kamp
Andrea Bowen
Julie Mayer
Kathryn Joosten
Karen McCluskey
Josh Henderson
Austin McCann
Rick Scarry
Dr. Peters
Rachel Fox
Kayla Huntington
Marco Sanchez
Phil Lopez
Joy Jorgensen
Danielle Van de Kamp
Anthony Azizi
Mr. Falati
Zane Huett
Parker Scavo
Kiersten Warren
Nora Huntington
Rick Fitts
Jerry the Coroner
Mae Whitman
Sarah
Wendy Worthington
Nurse Parker
Ernie Hudson
Detective Ridley
Paul Keeley
Dr. McLean
Raf Mauro
Gus
Evelina Turen
Trishelle
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed677
Dialogue density15.7 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:42:22
Production Record
DirectorDavid Warren
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes548
Factoids
Episode
Desperate Housewives, season 3, episode 5: Nice She Ain't.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/3/episode/5
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