Desperate Housewives — S03E02 — It Takes Two
2006 · 43 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 578 VOTES · DIR. David Grossman
Overview
It's wedding day for Bree and Orson but things don't go quite as planned. Meanwhile, the body of a dead woman believed to be Orson's ex-wife is recovered, which interrupts the reception. Susan goes on a date with Ian, but trouble ensues when his in-laws show up at the restaurant. When Nora breaks up with her boyfriend, Lynette decide to hook up Nora with someone. Edie lets her 18-year-old nephew Austin come live with her for some time. Lastly, Xiao-Mei goes into labor.
Dialogue Timeline — 595 lines
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00:00:01 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
00:01:13 She's required to wear.
00:02:31 Yes, a bridesmaid can question many of the bride's choices...
00:04:49 Trust me, we will.
00:06:06 Fine. I'll just have Jane moved to the VA hospital.
00:07:40 And it, of course, attaches to the brain.
00:09:12 Strangers may talk, but I know the truth.
00:10:53 OK, whoa, whoa. Take a deep breath.
00:12:48 Yeah. I'm thinking, like, no way in hell.
00:14:20 and in return you invite me to a party at my house that I'm paying for?
00:16:02 then I guess we'll be nothing.
00:18:01 - The one with the cold hands? - It's once a year. Suck it up.
00:20:08 When the police showed up, Orson had scrubbed every inch clean with bleach.
00:21:52 But if you can honestly tell us
00:25:06 You mean Mr. Fatty Hair Plugs? Yeah, he's a blast.
00:26:58 - Ian. - Susan.
00:28:30 Damn it, not a one.
00:30:51 They can't pin it on me.
00:32:14 so we should feel safe to start the conga line.
00:33:59 who makes you feel joy when you thought you never would again?
00:35:47 No, seriously, Gabby. I am so tired of pretending to smile.
00:38:01 What kind of half-assed fertility clinic are you running?
00:40:03 - You deserve him. - I hope to.
00:42:19 they don't have to look at each other.
Cast & Characters
Teri Hatcher
Susan Mayer
Felicity Huffman
Lynette Scavo
Marcia Cross
Bree Van de Kamp
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis
Ricardo Chavira
Carlos Solis
Doug Savant
Tom Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan
Edie Britt
James Denton
Mike Delfino
Brenda Strong
Mary Alice Young
Kyle MacLachlan
Orson Hodge
Shawn Pyfrom
Andrew Van de Kamp
Andrea Bowen
Julie Mayer
Josh Henderson
Austin McCann
Peter Jason
Jeff
Gwendoline Yeo
Xiao-Mei
Fiona Hale
Aunt Fern
Joy Jorgensen
Danielle Van de Kamp
Kiersten Warren
Nora Huntington
Rick Fitts
Jerry the Coroner
Laurie Metcalf
Carolyn Bigsby
Ernie Hudson
Detective Ridley
Dakin Matthews
Reverend Sikes
Dougray Scott
Ian Hainsworth
Dougald Park
Doctor
Mary-Margaret Lewis
Renee
Martin Grey
Alvin Portsmouth, Mediator
Jim Jansen
Clinic Doctor
Jason-Shane Scott
Tad, Waiter
Michael Yavnielli
Bartender
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed595
Dialogue density13.8 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:42:19
Production Record
DirectorDavid Grossman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes578
Factoids
Episode
Desperate Housewives, season 3, episode 2: It Takes Two.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/3/episode/2
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