Desperate Housewives — S02E18 — Everybody Says Don't
2006 · 43 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 407 VOTES · DIR. Tom Cherones
Overview
Carlos and Gaby learn the truth about their baby. An ex-stripper gives birth to her child, and Gabrielle holds her for the first time. Also, Paul Young comes to face his demons head on with Wisteria Lane. Lastly, Lynette is forced to give a court deposition about Bree's drinking and alcoholism.
Dialogue Timeline — 750 lines
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00:00:01 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
00:01:31 I guess I'm just impatient to get on with my life.
00:03:34 The easiest way to overcome one addiction
00:05:10 Huh...
00:06:43 Just like you marrying Edie will be the happiest day of her life.
00:08:38 I, um...
00:10:38 I want to see how good your memory is.
00:12:03 and have this Frank guy sign both sides and date the top,
00:13:45 Thank you so much for your good wishes.
00:15:39 Thousand?
00:17:02 That's a lie.
00:19:06 Bree could never have done that.
00:20:30 I believe in behavior modification.
00:22:18 Wait until I leave to tell her, because she's gonna kill me.
00:24:33 She must be.
00:26:13 Well, that makes me feel better, that you could admit that.
00:28:16 My kids don't wander, they scurry, like rats.
00:30:08 so I assume this is allowable.
00:31:55 and we don't have the stuff babies drink.
00:33:42 Oh, no, no, no, this is not happening.
00:35:57 It was all worth it.
00:38:53 OK, it's my turn.
00:40:12 Huh?
00:42:19 we'll have to suffer the consequences.
Cast & Characters
Teri Hatcher
Susan Mayer
Felicity Huffman
Lynette Scavo
Marcia Cross
Bree Van de Kamp
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis
Ricardo Chavira
Carlos Solis
Doug Savant
Tom Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan
Edie Britt
Mark Moses
Paul Young
James Denton
Mike Delfino
Alfre Woodard
Betty Applewhite
Brenda Strong
Mary Alice Young
Cody Kasch
Zach Young
Shawn Pyfrom
Andrew Van de Kamp
Andrea Bowen
Julie Mayer
Richard Burgi
Karl Mayer
Jennifer Lyons
Cecile the Stripper
John Kapelos
Eugene Beale
Bruce Jarchow
Samuel Bormanis
Eddie McClintock
Frank Helm
Joy Jorgensen
Danielle Van de Kamp
Diane Delano
Donna
Nichole Hiltz
Libby Collins
Jay Harrington
Dr. Ron McCready
Lee Tergesen
Peter McMillan
Mehcad Brooks
Matthew Applewhite
Harriet Sansom Harris
Felicia Tilman
Nashawn Kearse
Caleb Applewhite
Roxana Brusso
Maternity Nurse
Christina Cindrich
Second Stripper
Rocky McMurray
Bartender
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed750
Dialogue density17.4 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:42:19
Production Record
DirectorTom Cherones
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes407
Factoids
Episode
Desperate Housewives, season 2, episode 18: Everybody Says Don't.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/2/episode/18
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