Desperate Housewives — S02E13 — There's Something About a War
2006 · 43 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 431 VOTES · DIR. Larry Shaw
Overview
Dr. Ron informs Susan that she needs a splenectomy. Gabrielle and her arch-enemy Sister Mary Bernard finally face off in church. Also, Tom decides to apply for an empty position at Lynette's job, which leads to the arousal of past issues in their marriage. Lastly, Matthew and Danielle's relationship is found out by both their mothers, which leads to big repercussions later on for Bree and her past secret with Andrew last year.
Dialogue Timeline — 669 lines
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00:00:01 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
00:01:34 Edie...
00:03:33 Mom and I gotta have a talk now.
00:05:22 Danielle?
00:07:19 Come on, honey. Let's do this, let's nail this sucker.
00:09:02 It's already chilled, right in the refrigerator,
00:10:50 That's why I wanted to talk to you.
00:12:37 - I'm just glad they loved my idea. - Well, to be fair...
00:14:02 Oh. Congratulations!
00:15:53 So far none of my top choices are available.
00:17:25 We weren't fighting, Mommy just let Daddy know where he stands.
00:18:55 Excuse me, Ed's waiting for you guys.
00:20:23 - You know what, Tom? I like you. - Ed...
00:21:53 are having sex?
00:24:22 All right.
00:26:24 but I'm thinking, not all the same.
00:28:07 If you take this job,
00:30:36 - I don't want you to go near them. - What?
00:32:13 But I'm not doing it anymore. So, tough luck, pally.
00:33:41 They're coming over to get details.
00:35:26 But you certainly are.
00:37:54 am not going to be blackmailed into giving birth.
00:40:23 Women like me, Bree. And like you.
00:42:20 To the death.
Cast & Characters
Teri Hatcher
Susan Mayer
Felicity Huffman
Lynette Scavo
Marcia Cross
Bree Van de Kamp
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis
Ricardo Chavira
Carlos Solis
Doug Savant
Tom Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan
Edie Britt
Mark Moses
Paul Young
James Denton
Mike Delfino
Alfre Woodard
Betty Applewhite
Brenda Strong
Mary Alice Young
Cody Kasch
Zach Young
Shawn Pyfrom
Andrew Van de Kamp
Andrea Bowen
Julie Mayer
Richard Burgi
Karl Mayer
Dagney Kerr
Nurse Ruth Ann Heisel
Jeff Doucette
Father Crowley
Currie Graham
Ed Ferrara
Melinda Page Hamilton
Sister Mary Bernard
Mike Gomez
Second Priest
Joy Jorgensen
Danielle Van de Kamp
Carol Mansell
Pat Ziegler
Zane Huett
Parker Scavo
Jay Harrington
Dr. Ron McCready
Mehcad Brooks
Matthew Applewhite
Nashawn Kearse
Caleb Applewhite
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed669
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:42:20
Production Record
DirectorLarry Shaw
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes431
Factoids
Episode
Desperate Housewives, season 2, episode 13: There's Something About a War.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/2/episode/13
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