Desperate Housewives — S01E17 — There Won't Be Trumpets

Name: Desperate Housewives — S01E17 — There Won't Be Trumpets
Director: Jeff Melman, Arlene Sanford
Released: 2005
Duration: 43 min
Rating: 8
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria, Ricardo Chavira

2005 · 43 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 540 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Melman, Arlene Sanford

Desperate Housewives — S01E17 — There Won't Be Trumpets poster

Overview

The residents of Wisteria Lane all attend the unfortunate funeral of Juanita Solis as Carlos and Gabrielle fret over their financial and court issues. Lynette befriends a deaf woman, Alisa Stevens, whose children also attend Barcliff Academy with Porter and Preston, but her newfound friendship is quickly put to the test. Meanwhile, Bree encounters more trouble with her son Andrew when it comes to disciplining him and lastly, Susan finds herself attracted to Edie's hunky new contractor, but Edie doesn't want her to go with him as a favor to their fragile friendship.

Dialogue Timeline — 681 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:00 Previously on Desperate Housewives...

00:01:43 that had put her in the hospital.

00:05:05 Susan, if I can't have you, no one else can.

00:07:20 We have to admit that we need help.

00:08:47 One if by land, two if by sea

00:10:14 You were fine with selling.

00:11:54 Carlos, we're not exactly flush with cash right now.

00:13:31 While Carlos was making arrangements to bury his mother,

00:15:28 I don't suppose you have any idea where I found it?

00:16:52 chicken fingers and cartoon-shaped macaroni.

00:18:22 Yeah, that's great. What am I gonna do?

00:20:39 I can't stop. I gotta keep my heart rate up.

00:22:07 So what, then? If you can't have him, nobody can?

00:24:10 - Now I won't even get that. - What do you want me to do?

00:26:00 "Try switching deodorant, Dennis."

00:27:43 What are you doing?

00:29:47 that you've been unhappy. All this acting out.

00:31:31 You don't know what it means to me, Rex.

00:33:25 Alisa, I am so sorry if I caused a problem.

00:34:57 I just followed the stench of betrayal.

00:36:23 and couldn't resist getting in there.

00:38:11 You know what I admire you for?

00:40:07 We like to think of it as an extension of our caring.

00:42:29 sometimes, we just have to rescue ourselves.

Cast & Characters

Teri Hatcher Susan Mayer Felicity Huffman Lynette Scavo Marcia Cross Bree Van de Kamp Eva Longoria Gabrielle Solis Ricardo Chavira Carlos Solis Nicollette Sheridan Edie Britt Mark Moses Paul Young James Denton Mike Delfino Brenda Strong Mary Alice Young Steven Culp Rex Van De Kamp

Cody Kasch Zach Young

Jesse Metcalfe John Rowland Andrea Bowen Julie Mayer Doug Savant Tom Scavo Shawn Pyfrom Andrew Van de Kamp Marlee Matlin Alisa Stevens

Brent Kinsman Preston Scavo

Dagney Kerr Nurse Ruth Ann Heisel

Albie Selznick Dennis Stevens

Shane Kinsman Porter Scavo

Aria Wallace Lily Stevens

Jeff Doucette Father Crowley Rick Ravanello Bill Cunningham Joy Jorgensen Danielle Van de Kamp Derk Cheetwood Security Guard Mark L. Taylor Mr. Steinberg Lupe Ontiveros Juanita 'Mama' Solis

Trisha Simmons Principal Stark (uncredited)

Ciera Lamborn Soprano Singer

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed681

Dialogue density15.8 lines / min

First line00:00:00

Final line00:42:29

Production Record

DirectorJeff Melman, Arlene Sanford

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes540

Factoids

Episode

Desperate Housewives, season 1, episode 17: There Won't Be Trumpets.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/693/season/1/episode/17

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