Desperate Housewives — S01E04 — Who's That Woman?

00:00:01 Anybody home?

00:01:28 But, unfortunately for Lynette,

00:03:47 She had stolen it from her marriage counselor.

00:05:14 - Malignant? - Yes.

00:07:32 Well, I guess I've done my good deed for the day.

00:09:30 It's like taking a vacation from the world.

00:11:20 What is that scent? Is that sage and citrus? That's amazing.

00:13:14 - So, Susan, how are you? - I'm fine.

00:14:50 And no one ever need know.

00:16:22 How about driving my father away. Do I get to be rude then?

00:19:00 You're so silly. Pretending not to like him on my account.

00:20:44 I love this mug. If I medicate them, will they still make me a mug like this?

00:23:34 You want me to mow your lawn in sandals? I could lose a toe.

00:25:40 Shake it, baby!

00:27:09 God knows what she's had to deal with in life.

00:28:37 Dad won't care if it was an accident.

00:30:34 Oh. Wear these. I don't want you to leave finger prints.

00:32:20 - Boy, you are one sick ticket. - What?

00:34:22 Yes. Is that why you're doing this?

00:35:45 Bye.

00:37:58 I suppose I do owe you an apology.

00:39:26 Police are circulating this sketch of the assailant.

00:40:58 just know that inside

00:42:38 Or how about a neighbor that lives a few feet away?