Desperate Housewives — S01E02 — Ah, But Underneath

00:00:01 Previously on Desperate Housewives...

00:01:36 Luckily for her, she found one.

00:04:06 had recently been shattered.

00:05:50 After talking for hours,

00:07:37 Susan awoke that night alone and parched.

00:09:20 - Hey, that was a joke. - Yeah, right.

00:11:22 I'll tell you what. How about I cook? You guys come to my place.

00:12:47 and it'll look good as new.

00:14:42 Though he'd been a policeman for six years,

00:16:55 Great, you're breaking up with me. In my own bedroom.

00:19:02 Of course not!

00:20:36 No, Susan's just throwing me a traditional welcome dinner.

00:22:03 Here's what I pulled for Edie.

00:23:36 I thought that was the look she was going for.

00:26:41 - So I couldn't find the clothes. Sorry. - That's OK.

00:28:25 Oh, John gave it to me.

00:30:02 Just so you know,

00:32:05 I was just trying to scare them. Did you see where they went?

00:33:49 It's got GPS navigation, 200 watt stereo...

00:35:35 this whole "it takes two to mess up a marriage" theory is bull.

00:37:13 Round two was underway, and she was already taking a beating.

00:38:46 Oh, look at that. Bongo's finally warming up to Susan.

00:40:39 OK. You should be able to take him home in about an hour.

00:42:31 There's so much to see.