Death to Smoochy

00:00:36 It's starting! Rainbow Randolph!

00:04:55 Sap's just the pill we need. Get your feet off.

00:08:57 -Sure you don't wanna try? -No.

00:13:50 I'm going down for the last time.

00:17:31 Okay, stop talking. I'm gonna make this real easy for you.

00:21:40 Do you hear yourself? I won't do it.

00:27:08 Anyhoo, this is my new agent, Burke Bennett.

00:30:34 -You're a fan of the show. -Smoochy, you know what I love?

00:34:56 I want to talk to you for a little bit.

00:38:21 I won't sleep until worms are crawling up your ass!

00:42:20 Can I have the far corner?

00:46:19 The presenter will be a young orphan with mild asthma. Can you attend?

00:50:51 The Smoochy slot will be safely occupied by cartoon reruns.

00:56:07 What's with the costume? Big erect horn.

00:59:52 It means "good luck."

01:04:29 -Rock bottom is a college education. -Ready for the really good news?

01:07:40 There's only one way out of this, partner.

01:12:29 ...and with the crowds, and they're just cheering...

01:17:22 Smoochy?

01:21:07 -May I have some? -For a smile.

01:24:41 She used to like to play with his bells.

01:28:26 Thanks.

01:37:11 That's Randolph!

11:19:07 You know what else happened that day?