Dear Dumb Diary

00:00:18 My name is Jamie Kelly.

00:04:08 (spits)

00:07:34 Seriously, isn't it time we took a stand against the effortlessly beautiful?

00:11:01 Casserole! That's what that is.

00:14:27 including...

00:18:05 I want every student

00:21:25 - Aunt Carol! -Oh!

00:24:31 All the way. There you go.

00:28:00 - # From all around the world # - Other: # Ooh ooh #

00:31:16 I'm doing a Jump-A-Thon to raise money for my school.

00:34:29 Stinker! Ugh!

00:39:08 Or should I say...

00:42:34 He would have to be someone who is, A:

00:46:22 # Sixth is Josh Chapman, he lives on my block #

00:49:35 that the janitors will have to clean up with their special throw-up sawdust.

00:53:09 Women: # What magic's in the meat? #

00:57:07 and fundraising, and I get that it may be stressing you out.

01:00:43 We faked the principal

01:05:05 I wonder if when I'm older

01:08:54 when I saw him cross the floor to tell me how he felt about me.

01:13:16 Not just for me, but for all the kids that might not get the chance

01:16:40 (whispering) Isabella stepped on my throat

01:20:03 - Oh, that is worse than my meatloaf! - Jamie: Stinker!

01:23:34 Anyway, I just called to say