Dealin' with Idiots
2013 · 86 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 1,524 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Garlin
Overview
Faced with the absurd competitiveness surrounding his son's youth league baseball team, Max Morris, a famous comedian, decides to get to know the colorful parents and coaches of the team better in an attempt to find the inspiration for his next movie.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,150 lines
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00:00:01 [film projector whirring]
00:05:58 I love him...and I love sharing, but...
00:09:40 put on some kinda drive to get more
00:12:47 What is wrong with these people?
00:16:22 I don't know about that, dad.
00:19:38 about the parents and the coaches and such.
00:23:19 So I can just shout from here
00:26:22 You wanna...?
00:29:35 Yeah. And tell them it's a romp. They love that.
00:32:50 What are pizzas from around the world?
00:36:49 to someday, maybe have an armoire, like, right here.
00:40:00 Yeah, bring your tools.
00:42:51 around the whole field during the game?
00:45:36 Great man.
00:48:47 We're all writing our autobiography.
00:51:56 - All right, you like that? - Yeah, I like that.
00:55:39 - Oh my god. - So...
00:59:04 [sighs] [phone continues to ring]
01:02:29 - Yes. - No swimming.
01:05:36 Well, the other night, I...
01:08:10 I can coach, but it has to be third base.
01:12:02 Eyes forward! Listen up!
01:15:37 Striiike two!
02:00:03 get a flavor from...
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,150
Dialogue density25.0 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line02:00:03
Production Record
DirectorJeff Garlin
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,524