Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

00:00:17 Wooo!

00:02:44 Ever see this shit?

00:05:12 It was a black thing. It took me a while to figure that out.

00:07:42 I was like, man, Chip. You got fucking lucky. You better be careful.

00:10:22 What's wrong with you, Dave?

00:12:58 Doesn't that seem a little suspicious?

00:15:29 "Hi!" Hey, 9-1-1. how are ya?

00:17:47 Oh, there's some rough, rough areas outside of D.C.

00:19:58 Now this is when I knew I was in a bad neighborhood.

00:22:22 Then I started feeling bad again.

00:24:46 "Oscar, you are so mean.

00:26:57 Have you ever had something happen that was

00:29:22 That show business be crazy.

00:31:32 I was the only brother on the plane.

00:34:10 "Dave, Dave! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."

00:36:23 You hear what I'm saying?

00:39:13 You know what busy men do?

00:41:31 Every week on "60 Minutes," it was a different girl accusing Clinton.

00:43:53 She had no wisdom.

00:46:03 Don't worry, don't worry.

00:48:32 And they don't know what the fuck hey're talking about.

00:50:56 You're with your buddies, you got a couple of drinks in you.

00:53:18 Goddamn, so many feelings.

00:55:45 For the squeamish, please plug your ears.