Date Movie

00:00:55 Idiot. Hell, no, I won't marry you. Gosh!

00:05:49 They everywhere.

00:08:27 Well, there's this guy at the diner where I work.

00:12:02 Oh.

00:15:58 Yeah! Yeah.

00:18:17 But I remember you.

00:22:45 Taught him how to do that.

00:25:38 - Jinxers, no! - Oh!

00:27:44 No. No!

00:30:51 Grant! Ha! My boy!

00:32:22 - Who's thirsty? - Mom, no.

00:34:35 Thinkin'about the honeymoon makes my sac all quivery and shit.

00:37:02 Muy romántico.

00:40:09 - She likes to make an entrance. - Grant!

00:43:13 I mean, it's not like I lie to him or anything.

00:45:54 I'm rich! I'm rich, beotch!

00:49:28 She's never gonna break us up.

00:51:35 as a way of getting over me.

00:56:23 and make you promise to give it to the woman you'd cherish forever?

01:00:50 Now, maybe that's not the fairy tale you dream of...

01:04:15 And yet, sorry seems to be the hardest word to say.

01:07:40 Keep your damn hands off my man!

01:11:46 Hey, is it too late to crash the Fockyerdoder wedding?

01:14:23 Hey, is it too late for one more parody?