Date and Switch

00:00:19 (PIANO PLAYING)

00:04:15 if she came up to you right now?

00:07:32 If we eat that whole brownie, we're gonna immediately grow dreadlocks.

00:11:30 You're a gay dude.

00:15:50 I love you, and nothing can change that.

00:18:48 Dicks and butts? (GASPS) You're a great friend.

00:22:37 He has a ring in his eyebrow and glitter on his everything.

00:25:34 You smell like an old tent.

00:28:08 And next time we're in here, we'll just rock them out.

00:32:09 Plus also, in the future, and also, it's a horror movie.

00:36:33 There are? What happened?

00:39:21 Yeah, I'm by far the toughest guy you're ever

00:42:15 It's not okay.

00:45:40 What do you mean? What are you talking about?

00:48:38 Damn it. Damn it.

00:52:22 Straight Matty never would have snuck around behind my back.

00:56:08 Let me ask you this, Mr. Comedian. Is this hilarious?

00:59:12 What if I call dibs on Greg?

01:03:56 How did I know you were going to say that?

01:06:30 Matthew, answer your mother. I said no!

01:11:12 You're not kidding. Relationships are hard. They are complicated.

01:15:28 Have you talked to Matty about it?

01:20:00 ♪ Will I miss my legs?

01:24:48 I bring it everywhere. It's like my baby.