Dara Ó Briain: Talks Funny

00:00:02 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Hammersmith Apollo.

00:03:59 Business continuity is brilliant

00:07:46 Complete strangers are giving out to you, Is there any oil near you?

00:11:02 It's marketed to them, They came up with a slogan

00:15:03 - Harrow, - Grand, You've come down, Thank you

00:18:42 What's your favourite type of light bulb, plug-in or bayonet?

00:22:18 With their little flapping of wings and fucking wiggling of tails

00:26:00 if you don't mind me pointing out

00:30:12 That would be very good, quality stealth

00:34:08 and the headache was gone the next day

00:38:07 Not you, rowing machine man, you're feck all use to us that day."

00:42:01 And the guy picks a card and he shows the crowd

00:45:45 Just this old man going, "You fucker, you think I like doing this every day?

00:49:43 "You wouldn't kill a man!" It's a ridiculous warning

00:53:51 I went up to the room and I watched Shaun of the Dead for a couple of hours

00:57:45 How did I look?

01:01:40 What if I put it in the wrong place? What if I take her stuff

01:05:24 For those of you who haven't seen it, Miami is a collection of archipelagos

01:09:07 glam disco review, Yeah! Sorry!

01:13:00 No one knew anyone on the other side of the road

01:16:47 You can put the hand down, It's not a classroom situation

01:21:06 You have to somersault your way through

01:25:05 and then a cat

01:29:21 It's vital to me that there is some sort of croissant, maybe some meat