Dane Cook: Rough Around the Edges

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00:03:54 Guess who gonna do this Sunday? We are going to Benson's Animal Farm.

00:06:41 My dad get up his arm, he go;

00:09:22 He opened the fridge and straring inside the freezer. Just looked around.

00:11:46 ...i meet the woman my dreams and we make love then she is...

00:14:21 Do your fucking job. Record my favoritte shows.

00:16:37 They were staring like.

00:19:53 And those kids are so adorable Right? They're sitting there, they just looking at the camera.

00:22:13 Then you've never sent a coin stock. 15 fucking cents you idiot!

00:24:31 The other day she came and she was. -Everybody here get a school!

00:26:52 I am here to warn you.

00:29:23 How about see a mannequin with no arms.

00:31:40 Hey why would you mention that?

00:33:48 He just keep phoning. Finally call you again.

00:35:56 Girls can be so decepted sexsually. It's really amazing.

00:38:20 -Wait!

00:40:32 You have a go your place guys.

00:42:39 Maybe this is a hologram condom.

00:45:04 I did.

00:47:07 Your phone rings. You hanging up boys like this.

00:49:30 They wanna bad boy.

00:51:35 And i was like this. I go; Yeah yeah. Fucking ride.

00:53:30 It's so interesting. When somebody do to one girl one time is.

00:55:34 And i fuck her in the air. We fly with the comminty. -Oh yes!