Dana Gould: I Know It's Wrong

00:00:35 Thank you very much.

00:03:25 "Someone's raping a clown down at the birthday party!"

00:06:23 There's no middle ground on those jokes.

00:08:12 "Kids up?"

00:10:33 You would give it sunlight and nutrients.

00:12:51 "Honey, throw the baby over here."

00:14:56 Aah!"

00:16:53 Until I actually had to hand her over, and then I fell apart.

00:19:00 There's a horse in a devil mask on fire on my lawn!"

00:20:49 I got a vintage suit on.

00:22:39 "and thanks for having me on the show.

00:24:51 Halfway through "caddy," Bob's brain just went

00:26:48 "Why don't you stare into my eyes without blinking

00:28:37 who cannot move independently

00:30:45 Not counting the Beatles.

00:32:39 She's not winning any beauty pageants."

00:35:11 That was John Lennon

00:38:11 that built them crosses we's gonna burn."

00:40:38 because you will never experience less reality

00:43:00 Elizabeth short had been reported missing for four days

00:45:26 didn't have a face.

00:47:21 That is now the "r" word.

00:49:30 Yes.

00:52:47 The smiths were really right.