Daddy Day Care

00:02:20 Good morning, Daddy.

00:05:01 C- A-R-R-O and a T!

00:08:01 Now mark your books, number five.

00:10:44 It's not a business we want to be in.

00:13:51 Be careful. Don't just park it anyplace.

00:16:47 No, and he's driving me crazy.

00:21:15 "providing exceptional child-care at affordable prices."

00:23:58 My man, Crispin!

00:27:02 Everybody! It's Big Phil with a guitar!

00:30:35 - Can I take these snack cakes home? - Go ahead.

00:33:51 I want you to be my blocker.

00:37:58 Single file.

00:40:58 I've gone safety gate crazy.

00:44:00 - Great. That should just about do it. - Here we go.

00:47:19 But when it comes to other people's kids, there's a higher standard to answer to.

00:50:20 Where do babies come from?

00:55:20 They're his day care teachers, what do you think?

00:58:37 What's that face for?

01:01:48 Charlie, can I talk to you for a second?

01:05:32 "Space. The Final Frontier."

01:10:36 Wow. Goats really love pie.

01:14:16 These kids were fine before Daddy Day Care.

01:17:49 - You should quit with me. - I should quit?

01:21:45 Jennifer, how could you?