Daddy Day Camp

00:01:33 Got some.

00:05:07 No, if you wanna go to camp, you wanna go to Driftwood.

00:08:13 Re-purposing that brand into summer is just smart business.

00:10:46 What if this camp could show discernible means of income?

00:14:30 Call me, Mullet. Business up front, party in the back, baby.

00:18:05 So the rebel Borg rogue vessel...

00:21:06 He ain't my kid. I hate kids.

00:25:04 No. Mommy's just making a joke.

00:27:40 Napoleon: All manoeuvres were on horseback.

00:31:46 Now's your chance. Go say something.

00:34:16 We're not trying to turn these kids into Marines.

00:38:10 Charlie Hinton.

00:41:23 The zippers on his pants are really tight.

00:43:50 Yeah, because refusing to compete...

00:46:11 - I'll sell the camp. - Listen to me.

00:50:27 When I was your age, I used to march six miles into the woods...

00:53:53 What are you doing?

00:56:47 ...those Humvee-driving... - Yeah!

00:59:14 If that means him jeopardising any more kids, he can keep it.

01:03:25 Your tough Colonel Buck. "

01:06:56 That's true, but next year.

01:10:48 He may be a little overprotective...

01:16:35 - I can do it, Dad. - All right. Come on, son.

01:19:43 That's for telling everyone you're not my dad.