Dad's Army

00:01:24 How can those stupid British ever hope to win?

00:07:54 Do you want to buy any petrol coupons?

00:10:51 you will form part of the armed forces.

00:13:55 Times of crisis always bring natural-born leaders to the fore, Wilson.

00:17:29 Would you mind stepping this way, please?

00:20:06 They'll never let you fight the Nazis in that collar, vicar.

00:23:25 They are great organisers.

00:26:11 Well, I'm the officer. Well, of course you are, sir, yes.

00:29:16 with four divisions of SS troops.

00:32:19 You all clear down there? Are you gonna be long, Mr. Walker?

00:35:55 He'll have to put up with it, won't he?

00:38:57 Furniture, of course. Get it out of the houses.

00:43:38 My word, you ain't got very much on this. You shouldn't have had that joint at the weekend.

00:47:37 These Nazis will come at any time. Just can't trust them.

00:51:40 This gives a clarified view all the way round, sir.

00:55:41 And I think it goes without saying, that with our new and powerful weapon

00:59:23 Major General Fullard will be inspecting the camp in an hour.

01:03:29 Well, breakfast finishes at 8: 15, sir.

01:07:15 Good heavens! Have you told the general?

01:10:03 Right, now.

01:14:59 Yeah? The plane has been hit.

01:19:50 Ah, good evening, vicar. You can't come in.

01:22:52 Well, I'd have found a way into that hall somehow.

01:27:29 Hello, Mr. Mainwaring. We showed them, didn't we?