Cunk on... — S02E02 — Faith/Off
2022 · 28 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 670 VOTES
Overview
Cunk tells the story of the birth of two of the world’s great religions and learns what came next: the fall of the Roman Empire, the Dark Ages, the Crusades, and Genghis Khan. So a bit of a rough patch for Mankind, if we’re honest.
Dialogue Timeline — 556 lines
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00:00:02 In the first brilliant instalment
00:01:17 The time is half past Rome o'clock BC.
00:02:29 What's ironic about Jesus Christ becoming a carpenter
00:03:42 I think cancel culture would sort of require
00:04:50 After he died, Jesus came back to Earth
00:06:01 # I don't want a place to stay
00:07:10 It can't have been fun, can it, you know?
00:08:16 Is it so we don't feel quite so fat?
00:09:41 Rome had become a beacon
00:10:44 And according to TripAdvisor, it closes over the weekend
00:11:53 ..shit.
00:13:08 Well, I'm guessing it will come up later.
00:14:17 the last word in luxury.
00:15:14 All-inclusive prices start at £200 per person per night,
00:16:50 containing all the world's knowledge
00:18:08 But once they arrived at their destination,
00:19:31 He did also say he was the son of God.
00:20:40 My mate Paul did a 30-mile sponsored walk to Harrogate,
00:21:48 But while Christians and Muslims came to blows,
00:23:02 the number of people killed.
00:24:23 FLUTE PLAYS
00:25:24 The arrow has a message on it.
00:26:30 "Off with his head!" shouts the King.
00:27:39 because we're told it's good, like seafood?
Cast & Characters
Diane Morgan
Philomena Cunk
Douglas Hedley
Self - Professor of the Philosophy of Religion
Nigel Spivey
Self - Senior Lecturer in Classics
Kate Cooper
Self - Professor of History Royal Holloway, University of London
Laura Ashe
Self - Professor of Medieval Literature, History and Culture
Shirley J. Thompson
Self - Composer / Professor of Music, University of Westminster
John Man
Self - Historian / Author, The Mongol Empire
Shahjadha Asghar
Jesus Christ
Ads Odedra
Crusader / Saracen
Deip Patel
Crusader / Saracen
Darryl Smith
Crusader / Saracen
Adrian Woolmer
Crusader / Saracen
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed556
Dialogue density19.9 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:27:39
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes670
Factoids
Episode
Cunk on..., season 2, episode 2: Faith/Off.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/79063/season/2/episode/2
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