Cunk on... - S02E01 - In the Beginnings

00:00:02 This is our planet.

00:01:09 This is the story of the world we live on. Or both.

00:02:40 They were the first men to use tools, which is something most men

00:04:04 Don't worry, it gets better.

00:05:07 In fact, we'll probably never even know the name of the artist

00:06:26 if they were pretty enough.

00:07:42 So, it wasn't just one man

00:08:59 The circle bit here revolves around a sort of sticky out bit

00:10:20 That's where this came in.

00:11:30 The first kind of writing that appeared in the world -

00:12:46 Rather than being put up in public

00:13:56 in your life was die, and the more important you were,

00:15:04 Not that I know of, no.

00:16:21 Well, again, tragedy is often about human situations.

00:17:29 to ensure Greece would win.

00:18:44 and open a packet of biscuits.

00:19:46 My favourite is, "You've got to dance like nobody's watching."

00:21:08 You know how the human brain is full of pipes?

00:22:29 Alexander the Great became a king at 20,

00:23:41 No, no great roof.

00:24:49 the most notorious Roman until Polanski.

00:26:09 I'll say some things and you tell me if the Romans invented them

00:27:04 I have no idea what that would have done.

00:28:15 and finally answering the question, which is best?