Crooked Arrows

00:00:14 Long ago...

00:06:45 Keep your helmets on.

00:11:10 - I teach high school. - Since when?

00:15:00 Yes.

00:18:23 Hey. Unless you're Googling halftime speeches that don't totally suck...

00:21:45 I'm strong, tough And man enough to churn your butter nightly

00:26:44 Look inside.

00:29:48 Sorry, man, we gotta go. Here's another coupon.

00:35:45 Come on, come on, coach!

00:40:43 - That's not all right. That's not-- Jimmy! - Whoo!

00:45:14 You two help with pronunciation, please.

00:49:43 Come on, boys! Let's do this. Crooked Arrows on three. One, two, three!

00:54:16 To the ancient game that began long ago...

00:58:23 Baird breaks free, right wing.

01:02:11 You will be a hero to your people.

01:06:53 Last-seeded teams don't play home games. I can still coach, it's a win-win.

01:13:23 Why do you think I'm here?

01:18:15 ...about a Native American team called the Crooked Arrows.

01:21:53 That's what I'm talking about. Just like we drew it up, baby.

01:25:55 Welcome back to The Bowl, where the second half is about to get under way.

01:30:54 Sticks up, off your hip!

01:34:36 And here we go!

01:40:29 Swim move, then I'm burning by you Like a fat Dutch

02:06:02 left shoulder 2-6.