Critical Condition
1987 · 100 MIN · IMDB 5.3 · 4,047 VOTES · DIR. Michael Apted
Overview
Eddie is a con artist. When he's framed and comes before a judge, he hopes to get off the hook by climbing insanity—but instead ends up in a hospital for a mental assessment. That night, a storm causes a power failure and, in the ensuing chaos, Eddie is mistaken for a doctor and suddenly finds himself in charge of the hospital.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,167 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:11 - Need an Inflate A Date? - No.
00:05:34 Jeez!
00:08:53 - Yeah! - Order!
00:12:58 Question is, do you want to live or die?
00:16:40 Make me. You're going to make him go to prison.
00:20:02 - Stucky! - Get maintenance on the phone.
00:24:23 I'm out!
00:28:26 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention?
00:32:27 - And especially here. - Doctor'll make it all better.
00:37:13 Oh, God. Don't worry. I'll get you everybody I can spare.
00:40:31 - Doctor, the ICU is this way. - Sorry. Just follow Louis.
00:43:41 I'm not taking no jaw-jacking.
00:47:08 Show me where the Demerol is and I'll medicate my own ass.
00:50:20 This is Mary in ICU. It must be 110 without air conditioning.
00:53:50 - What? - Take it up.
00:57:12 Tommy, are you a diabetic? A diabetic?
01:01:20 We got the greatest jobs in the world. We can park anywhere we want.
01:05:13 It was a head. It went back up, but it was a head.
01:08:41 Hold the light.
01:13:08 How could you? Stolen jewels are one thing, but delivering a baby?!
01:16:53 Nobody asked her what to do. Everybody asked you.
01:20:53 The exits are in that direction.
01:24:37 We got the place surrounded. Permission to move in.
150:00:00 within one year
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,167
Dialogue density11.7 lines / min
First line00:02:11
Final line150:00:00
Production Record
DirectorMichael Apted
LanguageEnglish
Budget$14,000,000
IMDb votes4,047