Crack, Back & Sack

Name: Crack, Back & Sack
Director: Johan Kaos
Released: 2013
Duration: 96 min
Rating: 6
Cast: Ole Christoffer Ertvaag, Herbert Nordrum, Anders Rydning, Gitte Witt, Kristina Knaben Hennestad

2013 · 96 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 1,725 VOTES · DIR. Johan Kaos

Overview

The story of Karl, Christian and Leo will forever change the way you view the relationship between men and women. In a world were women have the power and all the advantages, they've learned that there is only room for one kind of man - the kind that shaves his balls. In a competition to beat Casanova, they fall victim to their own most charming and destructive in a game all men and women are doomed to lose. Pornopung is a dark and entertaining journey through the forefront of modern seduction and sexuality. It will make the most ardent feminist admit that they've won the war of the sexes.

Dialogue Timeline — 890 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:22 Hello?

00:03:12 - Is that for me? - Sorry, no. It's for Karl.

00:06:02 Sorry, but we have to shave your balls now.

00:09:56 Our new roommate is an asexual academic.

00:12:34 And you?

00:15:40 What is that? Your dick is supposed to be a reward.

00:18:41 Fuck you! What time is it?

00:24:46 Are you ready to become a charming asshole that girls want to sleep with?

00:27:55 Always touch them in a natural manner.

00:30:51 - Never start by buying them a drink. - I didn't!

00:35:05 Leo played this little mini guitar while I sang.

00:41:53 Why do girls go home with cavemen who use their dicks like clubs?

00:45:26 It isn't my cup of tea.

00:49:06 I'm proud of you. Well done.

00:53:06 Hey, maybe it's time to start calming down?

00:59:48 - That looks great. - What?

01:02:55 Why are you asking me that?

01:10:36 I suggest you get yourself a lawyer. You will be released...

01:14:57 Good night. Sleep tight.

01:19:15 So he clearly knows what it feels like to be rejected.

01:25:20 Get lost. Go away.

01:29:29 Let's go find the bathroom.

01:33:26 Their love has blossomed since she became number 123.

60:00:00 - But I'm talking about today.

Cast & Characters

Ole Christoffer Ertvaag Christian Herbert Nordrum Karl Anders Rydning Leo Gitte Witt Mylian Kristina Knaben Hennestad Maja Marte Sæteren Elisa Anders På Kanten Straffern Trine Sjurseike Christians mor Oddgeir Thune Christians bror Ingar Helge Gimle Advokaten

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed890

Dialogue density9.3 lines / min

First line00:00:22

Final line60:00:00

Production Record

DirectorJohan Kaos

LanguageNorwegian

Budget$1,800,000

IMDb votes1,725