Conrad: The Factory-Made Boy

00:00:24 Konrad from the Can

00:09:22 Or has the shipping department erred? - No, no, certainly not. I, um ...

00:12:53 and their parents have none either. You see, the sun

00:15:17 to concentrate on one thing entirely. Otherwise he'll become hyperactive.

00:18:09 Konrad, I must first explain to Egon why you're here.

00:20:28 well-mannered seven-year-old boy is a true joy!

00:22:44 You'll have to keep things tidy and cook regularly. And, Berti ...

00:26:03 Why? I hope I'm not disturbing you. - Of course you're not.

00:28:33 Konrad, I think you should talk more like a child. - Don't I?

00:32:18 How can you spare me anguish if you lie?

00:36:05 Damn stupid! Stinking silly!

00:38:36 but also very unfit to raise a child of Konrad's qualities.

00:40:38 Protein, animal protein is needed for a boy!

00:44:25 because it provokes others. If you tell on others, you're a snake.

00:46:31 Cheers! - To you too!

00:50:14 Of all the nerve!

00:52:38 "Forbidden, forbidden,"...

00:55:09 We have had Konrad only by mistake. They want to pick him up again!

00:59:05 Didn't he go with you to school this morning?

01:01:20 Ouch!

01:05:28 Hopefully this will soon be over, then we can go back to the museum.

01:08:48 Hey, hey, Teddy Bear, don't be good, don't be calm!

01:12:54 You'll get your son...

01:15:19 Subtitles translated by HungryHippo