Conrad: The Factory-Made Boy

00:00:24 Konrad from the Can

00:09:22 Or has the shipping department erred? - No, no, certainly not. I, um ...

00:12:49 Because they're boring! They have no imagination and confidence at all.

00:15:14 It's better for a seven-year-old boy

00:17:59 This is Egon, the pharmacist. - Good evening, Mr. Egon.

00:20:22 If all children were this way, I would have had one long ago!

00:22:35 That's no concern of yours! - And how!

00:25:38 We're almost done with the mathematics book.

00:27:59 In the third grade! - In the third?

00:31:08 I learned that in the factory.

00:35:40 You know the green Teddy bear with twenty red paws

00:38:11 A 7-year-old boy needs animal protein.

00:40:06 And if she wanted to be his girlfriend? - I'd know how to stop that!

00:43:57 Konrad, what is it? - I don't know what I should do.

00:46:06 That's out of the question!

00:49:33 Children, children! My intuition says there's nothing good in it.

00:51:56 And if I go away, I'd be away from Kitty too.

00:54:31 Where... where is he then? - Push this here!

00:58:17 What may I do for you?

01:00:41 But! What have Florian and Oliver called out behind your back?

01:04:17 I know, I know ... - Konrad already knows swear words.

01:07:52 "How are...

01:10:32 One, two, three!

01:14:09 Because he's often drunk, he pisses in his pants!