Connie and Carla
2004 · 98 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 8,773 VOTES · DIR. Michael Lembeck
Overview
After accidentally witnessing a mafia hit in the Windy City, gal pals Connie and Carla skip town for L.A., where they go way undercover as singers working the city's dinner theater circuit ... disguised as drag queens. Now, it's not enough that they become big hits on the scene; things get extra-weird when Connie meets Jeff -- a guy she'd like to be a woman with.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,382 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:40 [ Murmuring ]
00:04:05 Connie. Carla.
00:07:19 We're not in trouble or anything. Connie. Carla.
00:10:47 [ Laughs, Scoffs ] She makes me sick, she's so sweet.
00:14:26 [ Sighs ] None of these jobs pay real money.
00:18:17 No one needs to know that. No way, Connie. No way.
00:22:18 # I'll be home #
00:26:21 Oh, Carla, we're in! We're in!
00:29:29 Come on, people. Get 'em on. There you go.
00:32:44 - What? - Perform.
00:36:26 - Only in West Hollywood. - But I miss--
00:41:05 [ Cell Phone Beeping ] Oh. That's my girlfriend.
00:44:16 I saw Gypsy last night. They're not there.
00:47:48 I mean, uh--
00:51:23 Sorry. I'm sorry. I just--
00:55:09 You know, Carla, maybe we should watch our weight a little.
00:59:20 Oh, I'm not ready to see that yet. No offense about your job.
01:03:05 But Mikey says he got a hang-up call last night.
01:06:47 You got us mixed up with some real criminals. Murderers.
01:11:45 Oh, sweetie.
01:15:07 eff, for the first time in my life, I like who I am.
01:19:34 We open tonight, so there's not a lot of time to rehearse.
01:24:15 #You coax the blues right out of the horn, Mame #
01:29:03 - Oh-ho-ho. Oh-ho-ho. - [ Gagging ]
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,382
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line01:29:03
Production Record
DirectorMichael Lembeck
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$11,341,016
IMDb votes8,773