Connie and Carla
2004 · 98 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 8,773 VOTES · DIR. Michael Lembeck
Overview
After accidentally witnessing a mafia hit in the Windy City, gal pals Connie and Carla skip town for L.A., where they go way undercover as singers working the city's dinner theater circuit ... disguised as drag queens. Now, it's not enough that they become big hits on the scene; things get extra-weird when Connie meets Jeff -- a guy she'd like to be a woman with.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,382 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:40 [ Murmuring ]
00:04:10 Frank, we needed more wigs than we thought, and we have to do some advertising.
00:07:31 - [ Both Scream ] - What is that?
00:11:05 [ Cows Bleating ] You know what? No more time for losers, Carla.
00:14:50 Oh. Tres bien.
00:19:15 [ Man ] Oh, here, here, here, here.
00:22:58 # Him I favor #
00:27:04 # Myrrh for your hot forehead #
00:30:22 # I'm gonna wave that man right outta my arms #
00:33:37 Look at all the people, Carla.
00:37:37 Yeah, I told him on the phone.
00:42:25 Hint. We heard you.
00:45:37 Yeah, they're really good. You should all have a feel.
00:49:15 #You make the cotton easy to pick #
00:53:07 No polish though. Deal.
00:57:11 Wait! Wait! Stop!
01:01:07 No. But, Connie, you're not a real woman.
01:05:22 - Isn't thatjeff?. - Oh, yeah. That's interesting.
01:10:03 [ Loud Sigh ]
01:13:42 You wanna stay over? Yeah. Mikey!
01:18:18 Listen, who says they're gonna find us in this big city anyway?
01:22:23 #The sweetness and the sorrow #
01:28:05 So Barbra Streisand wants to study the Talmud, right?
01:32:48 #A girlie, womanly, female, feminine #
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,382
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line01:32:48
Production Record
DirectorMichael Lembeck
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$11,341,016
IMDb votes8,773