Confetti

00:00:59 My name is Antoni Clarke, and I am a bride's best friend.

00:04:11 - A musical wedding. - Hollywood musicals.

00:07:34 If you put that on a front cover, the nation won't be able to take their eyes off them.

00:10:37 And front.

00:15:16 Hi.

00:17:51 Well, it is clear, but it isn't underlined, or anything.

00:21:42 I'm sure it is, we just cobbled that together.

00:25:19 And we're sort of looking that way.

00:28:11 So if you move again, I'm going to break your arm. Do you understand?

00:30:55 - Oh. - I've got loads of ideas, cos I've done loads.

00:33:48 I know you're stressed and tired and you've been getting up really...

00:37:48 Is that what you think I am? I'm a girl on the cover of a porno magazine?

00:41:17 is that your naturist wedding must not be naked.

00:44:30 is that being naked in front of non-naturists is not as easy.

00:49:31 - Flowers don't exist in this theme. - Yeah.

00:52:45 Hello.

00:56:55 I wasn't sure if he was gonna come, but I'm glad. Shall we get on?

00:59:40 we wanted you to arrive at a net, we wanted you in Edwardian clothes

01:03:13 - You do? - Yeah.

01:06:23 - Sam? - Keep her hair away from her face.

01:10:29 15-love.

01:16:45 do take thee, Joanna Martha Roberts, to be my lawful wedded wife.

01:25:52 OK. And the winner is...

01:35:32 Visiontext Subtitles: Paul Burns