Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber

00:00:17 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World]

00:03:37 You know--

00:06:12 or should we say body-- of Calvin Klein.

00:09:21 I've seen it. No? No?

00:12:08 I was like, "If you're gonna deal with a Jenner

00:14:54 (announcer) Hannibal Buress, Martha Stewart

00:19:10 and "this doesn't count" right above his asshole.

00:22:26 [cheers and applause]

00:25:43 [cheers and applause]

00:30:20 Not the band, the bugs that live in shit.

00:33:51 you took 20 years of elbows to the face?

00:37:31 they were about Shaq's last season with the Celtics.

00:40:59 Oh, there you are.

00:45:01 I walked into the chow hall

00:48:52 'cause that's how he was brought into this country.

00:52:49 that were waiting for Anne Frank.

00:56:02 but they never let a real player on stage with me until tonight.

00:59:42 Buy some dope cars, fuck some bad bitches

01:02:53 I'm a fan. I love Hannibal. I really do.

01:06:47 I don't like your music, man. I'm not a big fan of it.

01:11:10 Hocked a loogie at his neighbor

01:15:09 Why does Snoop have on Chucks? It makes me so mad.

01:18:19 I have huge respect for Kevin Hart.

01:21:54 Really, let's get serious for a second.