Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber

00:00:17 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World]

00:03:43 about that old white woman on the couch

00:06:27 is only partial to what he ultimately will be as an artist.

00:09:38 Like, when someone's filming you taking a piss

00:12:22 My thing is this, Justin, I just want you

00:15:22 This introduction is way longer than his Wikipedia page.

00:19:56 involving a plane.

00:23:03 you can see Martha photo-bombing Ben Franklin in the background.

00:26:47 Kevin, Napoleon was the leader of France.

00:31:07 (announcer) When the Roast of Justin Bieber continues.

00:35:08 But thanks to that music, Justin is worth

00:38:41 You're about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom

00:42:28 It's nice to see Snoop again.

00:46:21 I ain't fixin' to play no games, man.

00:50:44 I gotta give a shout-out to one of my favorite people ever

00:54:20 Good show, buddy.

00:58:07 and get that little yellow bus around the side.

01:01:31 No, we don't. That's you.

01:05:11 Speaking of horrible comics, Jeff Ross is here.

01:09:20 Willie Tyler, and Lester.

01:13:46 There he is! Justin Bieber.

01:17:06 I know I've been driving recklessly

01:20:45 but from what I've been hearing

150:00:00 on a watch.