Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

00:00:10 - ( film projector clicking )

00:03:00 AZIZ ANSARI IS HERE.

00:06:15 - ¶ JUST LIKE... - COOL, MAN!

00:08:26 AND... THAT'S OUR COVER.

00:12:07 IT'S NOT AN EASY JOB. NOW MANY OF YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS

00:15:48 LIKE JONAH HILL.

00:18:03 BUT I DON'T AGREE BECAUSE SHE'S NOT JUST HOT FOR A COMIC.

00:20:04 AZIZ, NATASHA, NICK KROLL, I'M ASSUMING YOU GUYS

00:22:01 BUT I THINK THAT WAS ANNE HATHAWAY'S FAULT.

00:25:08 FOR HIS SUPPORT OF THE L.G.B.T. COMMUNITY.

00:28:28 A GIANT BAG OF DICKS HOSTING THE OSCARS.

00:31:30 OF FUNNY CRIMES LIKE GRAFFITI AND PICKPOCKETS?

00:34:21 OF MAKING DOG-SHIT MOVIES...

00:36:53 GOOD NIGHT. YOU'RE WELCOME. COME HERE.

00:40:28 NO, AT FIRST I WASN'T SURE WHY JAMES WOULD DO THIS ROAST

00:43:49 NAILED YOU FUCKERS! SUCK A BUTT!

00:46:46 ANYWAYS, HE RAILED ON ME UP THE ASS, UP AND INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE

00:49:34 I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN INVITED.

00:52:06 HE HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. IT'S SO SAD.

00:55:04 DID THEY PASS OUT SMOOTHIES THAT TASTE LIKE JUDD APATOW'S ASSHOLE?

00:58:53 WOW!

01:02:05 FOR THE OSCARS.

01:05:07 AND I'M CERTAINLY DOING A BETTER JOB OF IT

01:08:20 AND THIS IS MY MASTERPIECE.