Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

00:00:10 - ( film projector clicking )

00:03:05 YES.

00:06:20 - EFF YOU, MAN. - EFF YOU, MOTHER-EFFER.

00:08:37 - HIT IT, ALL RIGHT.

00:12:34 AND I WAS THINKING THAT THE GUYS ARE FRIENDS AND THEN THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS

00:16:15 CAN MAKE FUN OF ME FOR.

00:18:27 THEY ALL DREAM OF IT, BUT SARAH DID IT.

00:20:32 - ( laughter )

00:22:31 NOT MY BOY JAMES!

00:26:08 SUCH A BODY TRANSFORMATION IN THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS.

00:29:38 BEFORE I START I JUST WANT TO SAY TO EVERYONE UP HERE...

00:32:29 WE HAVEN'T MET BEFORE.

00:35:19 IT'S GONNA SUCK, JAMES.

00:38:26 - I GOT 'EM FIXED. - ANDY, I'M LOOKING FORWARD

00:42:09 I'D BE SWIMMING IN THAT THING...

00:45:24 ON THE SACRILEGE TIP.

00:48:18 BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO BE BORING AND YOU DIDN'T.

00:50:50 THAT'S HOW SUCCESSFUL JONAH IS.

00:53:36 AND LATER TONIGHT, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU COMING UP HERE

00:57:11 BILL HADER. HOLY MACKEREL, SO HILARIOUS.

01:00:58 ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK, BUDDY.

01:04:06 - ( cheers )

01:07:24 WAS BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING ABOUT ME.

01:09:58 - EVERYBODY WAS FUNNY. EVERYBODY TOOK IT WELL, AND...