Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff
2010 · 71 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 2,090 VOTES · DIR. Joel Gallen
Overview
Time to hassle the Hoff at the rudest, raunchiest television event of the year--The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff. From running in slo-mo on the beach to inspiring Germany with the power of cheesy pop--it's almost too easy.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,543 lines
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00:00:01 [dramatic music]
00:03:21 - All right, let's hit it!
00:06:06 Hello! [speaking german]
00:08:45 In that cheeseburger video.
00:11:30 The jews would've sprinted for those ovens.
00:15:02 [laughter]
00:18:25 To be gilbert gottfried.
00:21:42 If you count the liquor barn surveillance cam.
00:24:30 Anyway, folks, as you know
00:27:09 "I-I
00:29:50 Thanks for being a good sport tonight
00:32:38 - Time for war.
00:35:41 [laughter]
00:38:46 Because she sheds it every spring.
00:41:27 [laughter]
00:46:16 If not a complete hoax.
00:49:42 You've never been in anything good...
00:52:36 [cheers and applause]
00:55:45 - You're right.
00:58:21 - Jeff ross' big mouth is here.
01:00:49 Hasselhoff's--hasselhoff's sitting on a lifeguard chair
01:03:32 Tonight he returns to face his accusers
01:06:12 "man, I hope I look that good in 200 years."
01:08:44 - ♪ I send my demons ♪
Cast & Characters
David Hasselhoff
Self - Roastee
Seth MacFarlane
Self - Roastmaster
Whitney Cummings
Self - Roaster
Jeffrey Ross
Self - Roaster
Jerry Springer
Self - Roaster
Greg Giraldo
Self - Roaster
George Hamilton
Self - Roaster
Hulk Hogan
Self - Roaster
Lisa Lampanelli
Self - Roaster
Gilbert Gottfried
Self - Roaster
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,543
Dialogue density21.7 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line01:08:44
Production Record
DirectorJoel Gallen
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,090