Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff
2010 · 71 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 2,090 VOTES · DIR. Joel Gallen
Overview
Time to hassle the Hoff at the rudest, raunchiest television event of the year--The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff. From running in slo-mo on the beach to inspiring Germany with the power of cheesy pop--it's almost too easy.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,543 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 [dramatic music]
00:03:26 - Not a bad lookin' guy, huh?
00:06:16 [cheers and applause]
00:09:00 Yes, david...
00:11:59 Now, he's known as "the old and the shit-faced."
00:15:32 But enough about this cast
00:19:07 [laughter]
00:22:11 You're a great sport.
00:25:09 You bragged that you performed at the fall of the berlin wall.
00:27:47 And, of course, there's my friend, jerry springer
00:30:41 - That's right. Yeah.
00:33:51 - You can say it. - Okay.
00:37:00 Isn't seth adorable?
00:39:51 Gave him mouth-to-mouth, and, of course
00:43:17 Black guys still have to fuck monsters like you?
00:47:54 He goes, "oh, my god!
00:51:11 David, why don't you sing a few more notes for us?
00:54:17 Lisa, your vagina's like a bad movie.
00:57:22 That's who hosts these things now?
00:59:54 You're an old man who dresses like a hooters waitress.
01:02:17 - Oh, jeez. Ah!
01:05:22 [cheers and applause]
01:08:03 - What a night that was.
05:00:00 of television.
Cast & Characters
David Hasselhoff
Self - Roastee
Seth MacFarlane
Self - Roastmaster
Whitney Cummings
Self - Roaster
Jeffrey Ross
Self - Roaster
Jerry Springer
Self - Roaster
Greg Giraldo
Self - Roaster
George Hamilton
Self - Roaster
Hulk Hogan
Self - Roaster
Lisa Lampanelli
Self - Roaster
Gilbert Gottfried
Self - Roaster
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,543
Dialogue density21.7 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line05:00:00
Production Record
DirectorJoel Gallen
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,090